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lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river
Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.
The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.
Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river

Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

nintendontdodrugs:

Raise the roof

nintendontdodrugs:

Raise the roof

jodyrobots:

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

jodyrobots:

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Don’t be a …. HAYTER Jody! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*clap…clap…clap*….:P

jodyrobots:

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

jodyrobots:

whaaaaaaaa

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Don’t be a …. HAYTER Jody! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*clap…clap…clap*….:P

batmansymbol:

slow clap for everyone involved here